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    Видео на английском, поэтому в двух словах опишу о чем идет речь. Высокотехнологичный лифт управляемый голосовыми командами. Двое мужчин из Шотландии пытаются доехать до 11 этажа, но «умный» лифт стоит на месте и настаивает на правильном произношении слов… (Под катом текст на английском)

    [Iain] Where’s the buttons?
    [Rob] Oh no, they’ve installed voice-recognition technology in this lift, they have no buttons.
    [Iain] Voice-recognition technology? In a lift? In Scotland? You ever tried voice-recognition technology?
    [Rob] No.
    [Iain] They don’t do Scottish accents.
    [Rob] Eleven.
    [VOICE] Could you please repeat that?
    [Iain] Eleven.
    [Rob] Eleven. Eleven.
    [Iain] Eleven.
    [VOICE] Could you please repeat that?
    [Rob] EL-EV-EN.
    [Iain] Whose idea was this? You need to try an American accent. «E-leven. E-leven.»
    [Rob] That sounds Irish, not American.
    [Iain] No it doesn’t! ELEVEN.
    [Rob] Where in America is that — Dublin?
    [VOICE] I’m sorry. Could you please repeat that?
    [Rob] Try an English accent. «Eelevin! Eelevin!»
    [Iain] You from the same part of England as Dick van Dyke?
    [Rob] Let’s hear yours then, smartass.
    [VOICE] Please speak slowly and clearly.
    [Rob] SMARTASS.
    [Iain] Ee-lev-en.
    [VOICE] I’m sorry. Could you please repeat that?
    [Iain] ELEVEN. If you don’t understand the lingo, away back home to your own country!
    [Rob] Ooo, it’s that talk now, is it, away back home to your own country?
    [Iain] Oh, don’t start Mr. Bleeding Heart, how can you be racist to a lift?
    [VOICE] Please speak slowly and clearly.
    [Rob] Eleven. Eleven. Eleven. Eleven.
    [Iain] You’re just saying it the same way!
    [Rob] I’m going to keep saying it until it understands Scottish, alright?
    [Rob] Eleven. Eleven. Eleven! Eleven!
    [Iain] Oh just take us anywhere, ya cow! Just open the doors!
    [VOICE] This is a voice-activated elevator. Please state which floor you would like to go to in a clear and calm manner.
    [Iain] Calm? Calm? Where’s that coming from? Why is it telling people to be calm?
    [Rob] Because they knew they’d be selling this to Scottish people who’d be going off their nuts at it!
    [VOICE] You have not selected a floor.
    [Rob] Aye, we have! Eleven!
    [VOICE] If you would like to get out of the elevator without selecting a floor, simply say «Open the doors, please».
    [Iain] Please? Please?? Suck my wully.
    [Rob] Maybe we should just say «please».
    [Iain] I’m not begging that for nothing.
    [Rob] Open the doors, please.
    [Iain} «Please!» Pathetic.
    [VOICE] Please remain calm.
    [Rob] Oh! My! God! You wait until I get up there…just wait for it to speak…
    [VOICE] You have not selected a floor.
    [Rob] Up yours, ya cow! If you don’t let us through these doors, I’m gonna come to America, I’m gonna find whatever desperate actress gave you a voice, and I’m gonna go to the electric chair for ye!
    [Iain] Scotland, you bastard!
    [Rob] Scotland!
    [Iain] SCOTLAND!
    [Iain] FREEDOM!!
    [Rob] FREEDOM!!
    [Iain] Goin’ up?


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